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8/27/3
-- On my birthday this year, I went to a LAN party that Joe hosted. (Thanks Joe!)

-- The next day I went to an airshow at the Schenectedy airport. Airshow Photo's

-- It turns out that there is a Wing Chun Kung Fu school in Schenectedy. That would save me most of the 200 miles that I drive for class each week. But then I'd never see any of my family. :(

8/27/3
-- My Lindows machine stopped serving webpages. One reboot later and it's alive again.

8/25/3
-- In the department of work I Don't want: Radio Shack is hiring. Those brave folk make minimum wage plus commission. No wonder I can never find someone to ring up my 5 dollars worth of cable in those stores.

8/22/3
-- The WDST morning show has a website Full of alternate news links.

And they now allow you to listen online with Winamp!

-- I hate looking for apartments online. A few big sites are on the top of google's list for apartments everywhere. Not that any of them Have apartment listings, they just wanted to be on the top of the list. Amoung the annoying sites: AmericasApartments.com, rentclicks.com, easyrent.com requires my email address to search (no thanks, I'm just looking, you may NOT contact me at home.), ApartmentSolutions.com wants my email address and evening phone number (nevermind I'll look for apartments somewhere else.), AreaGuides.net has about 150 slightly different websites that point to the same 3 complexs. Today's lesson: Don't google on "apartments".
-- Computer Sciences Corporation has job postings for "Third Party Administrator"s. Oddly enough these 'administrator' jobs only require a high school degree and good keyboarding skills.
ComputerJobs.com *shrug*
I'm officially sorry that I didn't bite on every single stupid little technology that a salesman tried to sell my employer. It's amazing how bad it has been for my career that I focused on the best fit for the task rather then what would get me jobs in the future. The PLC's I didn't use because they were too expensive, the SCADA systems I didn't support because they were too bloated, the hottest and buggiest versions of Windows that I didn't buy. . . I could have had a job by now.

8/20/3
-- In the full circle department: I got a suggestion that I tailor my resume to each type of job that I am suitable for. For the infrequent readers, I started my resume in the 'functional style' and had about 8 versions of it for each type of job. Since then I changed to the 'Chronological style' to make life easier for the HR folk out there. Time to differentiat I guess.

"Resumes that Knock Em Dead" by Martin Yate was quite helpful in getting started and explains chronological vs functional styles.

WAR STORIES AHEAD You've been warned.

-- In the Woods Battle this year I was walking up and down the shield wall of our side. I spread people out if they are too crowded or get reinforcements onto the line on a person by person basis. I was walking down the line and saw a spot that would benifit from having a spear man. 10 feet behind said spot, out of the corner of my eye, I saw a spear being held by a fellow wearing purple. I put my hand on his back a gently shoved him forward saying something like, "Spearman, get up on the line and start throwing shots." The spearman, who I had not taken a good look at, replied politely and loudly, "I'm the King of the East and I'm commanding this battle!" My first thought was, "That doesn't get me a spearman on the line. I need to find another spearman for this hole."

In one of the Field Battles, I get seperated from my unit and find myself behind 10-15 friendly men when a hold is called. Everyone stops, we wait for the marshalls to take care of the problem, and I look around. The unit I'm with is facing 25-30 men with red tape and eager grins. I keep looking around and I can't find any unit that can help in the slightest. The lay-on is called and we commence fighting. I start pulling my unit (yeah, I adopted them) back slowly. It turns out the hook on my pole axe is more useful for pulling friends out of trouble then for hindering 'bad' guys. The lines continue to fight, and the red tape isn't able to get all it's people into contact, so we are doing okay. On our left is a break in the line that neither side has troups to exploit. On our right, I see my friend Rob in single combat on the open field. He's crazy and should have died, but the folk in red tape give his fight plenty of room instead of killing him and flanking us. A hundred yards behind Rob is a sizeable chunk of the Eastern Army cleaning it's plate. So I keep backing my outnumbered and outgunned unit out very slowly. My guys made the Midrealmers work for every foot of ground. After a really stressful long time (like 1 or 2 minutes) I see that chunk of Easterners with blue tape coming up behind our opponents. I step onto our line brandishing my pole and yell "Engage". My line takes a half step forward and looks tough for a second. The red tape folk get all excited that they are going to kill us all finally. And then our backup arrives and clubs them all like baby harp seals.

So?

  • A decent small unit commander, a "line sergent", can strengthen about 20 feet worth of the line. This depends on how crazy everything is of course.
  • If you (alone) can get 2 or 3 guys to chase you, you have removed those 3 guys from the fight for 20 or 30 seconds. The same trick can be pulled in larger engagements. We kept twice our number busy for 2 or 3 minutes.
  • Sometimes you can hold stuff together with just hope and ducttape. :)

Two more, quickies:
I stepped onto the line next to a fellow with a large scuta (basically a door with an arm strap). He charged a knot of 5-8 people. Everyone of them turned to face him. I killed I think 5 of them as they were thumping the guy with the shield.

Our unit spread out too far from it's neighbor unit. This a hole big enough to drive a small army through. Said hole was guarded by yours truly and my trusty spear. Some clever knight with a shield notices this hole and grabs 3 of his nearby friends so they can charge me down, thump me and then flank my friends. They form a wedge and start to take the first step of the charge. Unfortunately, that clever knight leading the charge lifted his guard a little tiny bit too high on that first step. How do you stop a flying wedge of burly shieldmen when you've only got a spear? Get the point man in the groin. I'm sorry to the poor but clever knight with the fine idea. It was the only solution I came up with. Worked great too. :)

8/19/3
-- Happy Birthday Jessie!
-- SWAT handsigns
-- Not quite SWAT handsigns

8/18/3
-- My friend and once co-worker, Joe, got the boot from SDC too.
-- I have a healthy new nephew, Michael John! 8lbs 5, and 19 inches.

8/17/3
-- Ahhhhh, shower, shave, bed.

I'm back, my computers are back on. Apparently my server won't come back on it's own from a power failure. I've posted my Pennsic 2003 pictures. I'm updating my Local SCA Events page. Now I just have to do a million pounds of laundry.

-- Congratulations Sis!

8/8/3
-- My fellow 'Merakins, We are at WAR!

8/7/3
-- It's picture day!
Ed's new deck, half way done.below
2003aug-ed-deck-1 (31K) 2003aug-ed-deck-2 (35K) 2003aug-ed-deck-3 (35K)

My new trailer hitch, thanks for the installation help Ed. Yes, that little sign with Subaru on it is all that shows of the $260 hitch. (Installing a hitch on a Subaru Legacy Outback Wagon is pretty straightforward. It took the two of us 2 hours. The instructions call for NoxRust which is apparently wonderful except that you have to special order it direct from the manufacturer. We'll see how "Rubberized Undercoating" works instead to keep away the rust demons.) below
2003aug-hitch (15K)

Some pictures of the Taconic. It's always a pretty drive. below
2003aug-taconic (18K) 2003aug-taconic-2 (20K)

8/6/3
-- I picked up a book on Perl today on the advice of Master Torvald. Made my 1 million and seventh (okay, not a million, but it's been a bunch.) hello world program. (The first thing most folks do in a new language is make it say "Hello World".)

I have to bend up some of the sheet metal under my car in the morning to get the trailer hitch on. That's gonna scratch up the paint, so I have to put some new paint on. Problem being that I need to make sure that the metal is really dry before I paint it and it's raining tonight. Of course this wouldn't be a problem if I'd bought the hitch a month ago, read the instructions and ordered the right rust inhibitor from the manufaturer.

Jenny and I are hitting the road for War on Thursday or Friday. <Very Big Grins> I should be able to send my pictures right to my linux box photo album from the web cafe on site. Watch this Pennsic 2003 photo album if you feel like it. I won't be doing much work on it, just dumping the pictures until I get home.

8/4/3
-- Happy August everyone. I decided to move my website onto my own machine.

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